The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World's Greatest Human [Paperback]

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A zany compilation of factoids, cartoons, trivia, and exploits celebrates the life and times of Chuck Norris, the hero of Walker: Texas Ranger, with observations on the cobra that died after biting Chuck Norris, Norris's ability to charge a cell phone by rubbing it on his beard, and other wacky feats. Original.

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The lowdown on the toughest, sexiest, and beardiest man to ever stalk the earth

Since its emergence from the bowels of the internet, the Chuck Norris Fact has roundhouse kicked its way into the worldA's consciousness with all the vim and verve of its namesake. Singing the praises of his unequaled toughness, his mighty kicking feet, his indestructible beard, his frightening virility, and his ability to stop time by thinking about pineapples, The Truth About Chuck Norris is the one book brave enough to go behind the beard and reveal the real Chuck.

Ian Spector, webmaster of the site which started the meme and survivor of a real-life encounter with Chuck himself, has selected the 400 most kick-ass facts from his library of thousands, as well as illustrations as awesome as the man himself. This death-defying volume includes such awe-inspiring observations as:
A A cobra once bit Chuck NorrisA's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
A Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard.
A When an episode of A"Walker, Texas RangerA" aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

A Chuck Norris was the first person to tame a dinosaur.
A Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. Afterward, they were renamed The Islands.
A Every piece of furniture in Chuck NorrisA's house is a Total Gym.

A must-have paean to the archetypical American male and a bible of all things Chuck, The Truth About Chuck Norris is easily the most important book of all time.

Item Specifications...

Pages   161
Est. Packaging Dimensions:   Length: 7.02" Width: 5.04" Height: 0.49"
Weight:   0.3 lbs.
Binding  Softcover
Release Date   Nov 29, 2007
Publisher   Gotham
Age  18
ISBN  1592403441  
EAN  9781592403448  


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Register your artisan biography and upload your photo! Ian Spector launched the Web phenomenon Chuck Norris Facts in 2003 and is the New York Times bestselling author of The Truth About Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T. A recent graduate of Brown University, Spector lives on Long Island."

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The Truth about Chuck Norris  Nov 16, 2008
this is the best f*#king book ever! I bought 5 copies and sent them to my friends. Chuck Norris is the God D@#m man!
 
Chuck Norris: Guide to Manhood  Nov 14, 2008
This book is not for the faint of heart. The blow by blow, step by step guide of how to turn a boy into a man. A must stocking stuffer for every father to his son.
 
Hurf Durf  Nov 11, 2008
Loved this book, I bought it for my Grandmothers birthday! I heard the author is extremely good looking.
 
Chuck Norris rocks  Oct 29, 2008
Chuck is an awesome guy. Both as a level headed conservative and as a figure to laugh with and at. All of us should be so fortunate.
 
Couldn't stop laughing...  Oct 2, 2008
Chuck Norris can make a woman orgasm by pointing at her and yelling "BOOYAH!"
Hilarious, easy reading, sometimes over the top, but that doesn't bother me.
Very nice illustrations.
 

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